I'm coming up on my 9-month birthday and it just occurred to me that I will have been out of the womb longer than I was in it. So I guess the real question is, is life better on the inside or out?
Let’s do a little comparison.
• Food… inside of the womb I drank mommy’s fluids; outside of the womb I get peas.
• Shelter…inside of the womb it was warm and cozy; outside of the womb I get to stretch my legs, roll around on the floor, and pick up carpet fuzz.
• Clothes…inside of the womb I wore my birthday suit everyday; outside of the womb my mommy dresses me in stripes and yellow duckies.
• Toys and apparatuses…inside of the womb I had ribs and pelvic bones to kick; outside of the womb I get blocks, books, and fuzzy animals that talk to me.
All-in-all, I think life outside of the womb is much more exciting. What do you think?
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I think you're right, Coop! I'll talk to your mom about getting some cooler duds though, duckies are for babies! Oh wait, you are a baby. Enjoy those duckies for as long as you want! :)
ReplyDeleteI think you're right, Coop! I'll talk to your mom about getting some cooler duds though, duckies are for babies! Oh wait, you are a baby. Enjoy those duckies for as long as you want! :)
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